Monday, January 28, 2008

Overheard

Myxl in the middle of extemporizing a story to Zorg: "... and he has the same intelligence as if his braaaaaaiin [Myxl pauses for emphasis] ... were exactly the same size and shape as a hot dog!"

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Handicapping Clinton

I've decided that before going at the match-ups, I'd better review the candidates themselves.

To Clinton's advantage:
Voter turnout among Democratic women should be very high, given the historic nature of the election. She has also shown the ability to connect to Hispanic voters, a trait that will help with picking off states in the Southwest.

She's likely to be competitive in Arkansas, a pick-up necessary in electoral college computations.

The economy is in danger of recession at this point, and that always works in favor of the party that not holding the presidency.

The Iraq war may have dwindled in importance at this point, but certainly the many who list opposition to it as a big factor will vote for Clinton.

She and her husband are experts at negative campaigning. If it's there, they'll dig it.

Contrarywise, she's already been thoroughly "vetted" herself. She's a known quantity. If we don't know it by now, we're just too young to have heard it the first time.

Finally, turnout has been good for Democratic primaries this year, which bodes will for Democrats in general.

To Clinton's disadvantage:
Clinton has the highest negatives of any of the four major contenders (Clinton, McCain, Obama, Romney). Many people who aren't even registered to vote would suddenly become campaign volunteers in order to ensure her defeat.

Obama and Edwards have successfully painted her as the "champion of the status quo" in several debates, and we should expect the Republican nominee to do the same.

Clinton's campaign hasn't done itself any favors with the way it's handled African-American voters in general or Obama in particular this go-around, and there's a serious risk that many of them will stay at home or jump ship.

Clinton's views on immigration leave her vulnerable to attack. I will not agree with those attacks, but they'll come.

She's a senator, and America doesn't elect many of them president.

She's a Democrat, and Democrats have won only 3 of the last 10 presidential elections.

Finally, Clinton herself isn't making all that many mis-statements, but her husband sure is. 'Nuff said about that.

Total handicap: -2 points.

Next, McCain.

Handicapping

It's pretty clear by now that the Democratic nominee will be (using alphabetical order) either Clinton or Obama. It's similarly clear that the Republican nominee will be either McCain or Romney. That leaves four possible match-ups:

A) Clinton v. McCain
B) Clinton v. Romney
C) Obama v. McCain
D) Obama v. Romney

Over the next few days (who knows? Maybe even today), I'll post my analysis of these four races. Admittedly, we don't know VP candidates yet (though Huckabee does seem to have a 50-50 shot as McCain's #2), but that will probably even out in the end.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Little Things, try this movie!


This movie took me completely by surprise. Given the title, I had been expecting a high-handedly preachy movie. Nothing doing. Yes, the lead character is a Christian, but it's such an important part of his personality that one never feels lectured at or "finger-wagged." It's simply who he is.

This is the story of British parliamentarian William Wilberforce, who, in the late 1700's and early 1800's, led the drive to end the slave trade. Compelling acting, a gripping plot, a firm basis in history, and beautiful period sets/costuming. Wonderful supporting characters, each of whom, you get the sense, could actually support their own movie themselves. Definitely the best movie I saw in 2007.

Some of these kinds of movies are what my better half calls "spinach movies," films you watch because they're good for you, not because you'll enjoy them. Not this one. Humor, romance, pathos--everything but swordplay. Truly a great movie, as even my spinach-movie-avoiding spouse agreed. Tell me what you think.

Patience

Last time I saw my spiritual director (a funny guy up at the Dominican House of Studies), he made a very interesting point.

I asked him, "Father, as far as I know, the word patience just means, 'Not outwardly showing one's impatience.' If that's so, than how is patience compatible with joy?"

Father cocked his head in consideration. After a few moments, I asked, "Do we need to get back to this one next month?"

He answered, "Yeah, I think so. But I will tell you this: I do know that impatience is not compatible with joy." After a brief anecdote illustrating the point, we discussed some of the saints, and in every case where joy was one of their gifts, we found superhuman patience with it (St. Dominic, of course, being a prominent example). But which proceeds from which--the joy from patience, or vice-versa? Or is it a simple correlation? Father promised to do more research into patience (and joy) and get back to me next month.

When I got home, I took it upon myself to do some research myself. I found this definition of patience in John Harden's Pocket Catholic Dictionary (copyright 1985):

"A form of the moral virtue of fortitude. It enables one to endure present evils without sadness or resentment in conformity with the will of God. Patience is mainly concerned with bearing the evils caused by another. The three grades of patience are: to bear difficulties without interior complaint, to use hardships in order to make progress in virtue, and even to desire the cross and afflictions out of love for God and accept them with spiritual joy. (Etym. Latin patientia, patience, endurance; from patiens, suffering.)"

Wow--I'm at zero-for-three, there. Joy, on the other hand, is one of the "fruits of the Spirit," which means that it's a product, not the source; an end, not a means.

End analysis: If you want joy, work for patience! Impatience is not compatible with joy.

Now, uh, how exactly do I avoid that "interior complaint" that dictionary mentioned? That might be, well, kind of tricky . . .

Great Huckabee quote

From the Republican debate January 25:

"The fact is, this country has always been a country where people were able to respect people who had faith. And frankly, we ought to be able to respect people who don't have any. I mean, I don't feel like a person has to share my faith to share my love of this country. But if a person hates me or dislikes me because of my faith, I'm not sure if they understand what it means to truly be an American, where we can live with each other no matter how different our faith is."

Love it.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Movies

I'm usually not a big person for wanting to see new movies. I tend towards older movies, classics, or oddball foreign films.

This year is different. Either Hollywood is getting better at making my kind of movie, or I'm declining in my old age.

I have two that I "must see" in the theater:
-The Dark Knight--> Batman Begins was so compelling, and Christopher Nolan so talented a director, that the thought of missing this in the theater is just painful.
-Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian--> I used to say that I didn't have a favorite movie. How could one compare Ghandi with Mary Poppins? I have different favorite movies, I would say: a favorite drama, a favorite comedy, etc. No more. Not since I saw The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. That is my favorite movie of all time. Seeing it in the theater, I started crying before the opening credits were over, and I didn't stop until the end credits. It was SO good. So the sequel is a must-see. (Plus, I want to promote Christian films, but that's a quibble.)

I have three that I'm so interested in that I'd like to see in the theater, but probably won't due to lack of funds/time:
-The Spiderwick Chronicles--> Had no interest until I saw the trailer; now, I'm dying for it. It's my favorite story concept: it's our world, nothing is unusual, but right outside the window, whenever we're not looking, is a world full of fantastic creatures and events. Looks sumptuous. (Divorced mom; not sure how they'll handle that, so I'm avoiding taking the kids.)
-Iron Man--> Again, had no interest until I saw the trailer. Looks fantastic. A little wary because in the comics, Tony Stark (Iron Man) is a known womanizer, and I'm not sure how bawdy the scenes will get.
-Wall-E--> Come on , it's Pixar. How could they go wrong with a cute little space robot? Seriously, have you seen The Incredibles? Rattatouille? This is an easy decision.

And I have a disgusting seven that I'm interested in seeing on DVD:
-Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--> I was never much of an Indy fan, but I may as well see what the talk is about. Plus, it's 1957, and he's fighting Commies instead of Nazis. That oughta be fun.
-The Forbidden Kingdom--> Jet Li and Jackie Chan in the same movie? Added to the world-outside-my-window storylines? Sold.
-Journey--> A 3-D version of Journey to the Center of the Earth? Color me curious.
-Star Trek XI--> I'll support any post-Berman Trek just to give it a shot in the arm. Hope they can pull it off, though, and re-invigorate the franchise.
-Incredible Hulk--> Never saw the last one, but I understand this is a re-boot. May give it a pass, just as I ignored Daredevil and Ghost Rider.
-Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince--> I've seen the first four on DVD, so I may as well continue. (Planning on seeing #5, too.) And no, I'm not interested in starting a who-said-what battle over the merits and demerits of Harry Potter when the Catholic community ignored the much more serious danger of Pullman's Golden Compass for nearly a decade. Let's not confuse prudential judgment with dogma. (Sorry. Pet peeve.)
-Horton Hears a Who--> Mostly, my kids want to see it, but I have to preview it because of how Carrey and crew made so many other Seuss movies unwatchable through lewdness, etc. The movie preview, discussing both bathrooms and regurgitation, did not fill me with great hope.

Later, I'll post some movie reviews, including one that caught me way off guard.